Not even Yoda could see this coming.A former OOD'r came by today for a little visit. I like to call these people the smart ones. I bet he never does that again. Nothing like the awkward silence of going back to your former place of employment to have a chat 2 years later. You think it is a good idea as you are driving down that familiar street and you realize you are close to the OOD. You think, "Hey, I'll stop in and say hello. I have some time to kill."
You walk in all smiles and with the exception of perhaps one genuinely warm embrace the others leave that Splenda taste in your mouth and you're suddenly wondering why you dropped in at all. I'll tell you why because you needed
a good kick in the you know whatto remind you exactly why you bailed on the OOD in the first place. You stare sadly at the pathetic losers who still remain and pity the new ones who already look like they wish they could leave with you.
But take solace in the fact that as you drive off you know without a doubt that leaving the OOD was the best decision you could have every made for yourself.
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I like how Fatty and Splenda were making up excuses for not going to Jedi's wedding.
ReplyDelete"I don't remember what was going on, but it was big. I couldn't go," Splenda said.
OUCH!