Christmas is canceled.

*Couple who didn't get the memo.

The economy is in the toilet and everyone I know is getting screwed for Christmas. And not screwed in the good way. Companies all over are putting the kabosh on the company holiday party (face it, you know they don't call it a "Christmas" party). And if not being able to get drunk with your coworkers and dance to some Journey song isn't bad enough, a lot of people are even having to (gulp) Work on Christmas eve or the immediate day after Christmas. What the hizzle?

Thankfully I don't have to worry about any of this since I still don't have a job. Things are looking up though.

Stay tuned..