Take this job and shove it

It's been a good run at The Office of Doom, but something magical has happened....I got a new job.
I gave my two weeks notice to Fatty today and I think I saw a tear in his eye.
He said he understood. I mean, c'mon, they pay us peanuts around the OOD. How could he blame me?
My new job is awesome. Better pay, better vacation, better benefits, better everything.
I am super sad to leave Lo, but hopefully she won't be too far behind.

p.s. I think the bannana is still in Fatty's ceiling. I smelled it.