The Office of Doom Manager's Desk Reference

Corporate hands these babies out like hot cakes.

In other news, Violet's day of departure looms ever so near. There is a strange vibe around the office of doom these days. And when I say strange, I mean stranger than usual. It's hard to pin point exactly what is going on. I think Fatty is internally probably freaking out about the inevitable hole that will be left once V goes. Some of the other doomers have casually asked when her last day is. It's just weird. Why am I surprised by that?

OH!! I can't believe neither I nor V has posted the other tidbit of news around the OOD. We've had not just one resignation turned in at the OOD but TWO! Yes, the OOD is losing two of its fabulous doomers. Not only did Violet zap the Fatty with her 'take this job and shove it up your big fatty ass' letter but so did Ivana Trump!! Yes, Ivana gave Fatty the high hard one last week as well. Turns out even doomers like to paid for their time at the OOD. So whatcha crying 'bout, Ivana? Oh, you haven't been paid since February? Oh. Ouch.