Lola's top 5 for Fatty's spending spree

V's post was too much fun and I feel compelled to join in the mockery.

Lola's Top 5 Ways Fatty Can BLOW HIS WAD:

5. Nobody does lunch like Fatty: a dozen donuts a day for eight consecutive weeks, sorry Doomer's he wont share.

4. Video Poker for days y'all

3. Fatty gets a new do, forgoes Supercuts for once and later decides it wasn't worth his money.

2. Takes the money and pays some hipster to teach him what Google is and how to get a fucking clue.

And the #1 way for Fatty for blow his wad is..
Finally ponies up the dough to get rid of that pesky critter so he and his poor family can get a decent's night rest for once.